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MILESTONES
Wild 49th Birthday Party for Jeb Bush
Daughter Noelle supplied the drugs.
ENTERTAINMENT
ABC Sets Very Special Episode of "The Chair" Live from Guantanamo
Attorney General Ashcroft is guest host, Alan Dershowitz guest torturer.
Tiffany in Playboy Photo Spread
Former teen pop star has "grown significantly both personally and professionally," she says, after breast augmentation surgery.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Starbucks Begins Hiring
"Little People"
  Ubiquitous chain hopes move will cut costs.
IRONIC TIMES EXCLUSIVE
The following is a complete transcript, obtained by Ironic Times, of the July 7th, 2001 meeting of the National Energy Policy Development Group, which the White House has so far refused to produce for the GAO.
The meeting was convened at 11:30:00am
Cheney:  Kenny Boy!
Lay:  Dickypoo! Where's the Task Force?
Cheney:  You're lookin' at it, babe.
Lay:  Just you and me? Outstanding!
Cheney:  So you got the recommendations?
Lay:  Right here.
Cheney:   Excellent. We'll put our covers on it and send it out pronto.
Lay:  Aren't you going to read it first?
Cheney:  Nah.
Lay:  You da man!
Cheney:  Lunch at the club?
Lay:  I'm there!
The meeting was adjourned at 11:30:21am
 

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