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ENTERTAINMENT
Kermit, Muppets Visit "The Osbournes"
Other guest stars next season: Glen Campbell, Andy Williams, Gladys Knight and the Pips.
"Big Brother" Will Return
This Summer

Also: CBS plans new episodes of TV series with that name.
"World Beer Games"
Coming to FX

If it's popular, cable network may pick up "Barf Olympics."
 
BUSINESS
Thousands of CEO's Resigning
To "spend more time with my family," they all say.
A.C. Nielsen to Track
Prescription Drug Use

Company will target demographically
desirable 64-94 age group.
Perot Redefines "Huge Sucking Sound"
Now identified as sound of California energy customer's money going into his pockets.
SCIENCE
Study: Too Much TV Leads to Obesity
But too little can have the opposite effect.
New Study: Ancestors Used
Mind-Altering Drugs to Survive

At least that's what they told each other.
 
INTERNET
Wormhole Found in
File-Sharing Program

Users of Kazaa may be unwittingly thrust into a distorted region of space-time.
 
SPACE

Sudden Surge in Million-
Dollar Offers to Fly in Space

Mostly from former Enron, Arthur Andersen executives.
 
LAW
Bill Would Raise Legal Age for Smoking in California to 21
Lower age for cosmetic surgery to 14.
Texas Death Row Inmate
Gets New Trial Because
Lawyer Slept Through First One

Federal court rules that next time, prosecutors must also sleep.
Supreme Court to Revisit
Cross Burning

"It'll be nice to get out of the office," says Rehnquist.

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