| PUBLISHING |
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Playboy
Cancels "Women of
Enron" Issue
Hurriedly rushes
"Women of
WorldCom" into
print. |
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| BOOKS |
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Stephen Hawking Wins
Prestigious Aventis Prize
Award given annually to book read by
fewest people. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Alaska's Average Temperature Rises
7 Degrees in Last 30 Years
"We love it," says president of
the Nome Nudist Club. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball:
Another Streak Ends
Expos had gone thirty-six
consecutive home games
without a streaker. |
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| This Week's
Question: Do you agree with the
recent court decision that found
the phrase "under God"
in the Pledge of Allegiance
unconstitutional? |
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Jesus: No. It was a damn stupid
decision, if you ask me. |
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Allah: Yes. You heathen
Americans don't deserve to be under me. |
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Yahweh: No. Jesus is right, it
was a stupid decision. |
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Buddha: God is a misnomer and
there is no "under." |
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Ra: I always thought the phrase
should be "under Gods." |
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