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PEOPLE
Leni Riefenstahl, Hitler's Filmmaker, Turns 100
Hopes to direct remake of The Producers.
ENTERTAINMENT
Bill Clinton Considering
Daily Talk Show

"Clinton After Dark" would follow the late movie.
"American Idol" Sold Into
Foreign Syndication

Show will be called "American Idolators" overseas.
"Jerry Springer: The Opera"
Opens in England

Debuts on same night as "The Giuseppe Verdi Show" on TV.
Keiko, Star of Free Willy, Reportedly Not Happy in the Wild
Not getting recognition from other killer whales, most of whom haven't seen the movie.
SCIENCE
Japanese Scientists to Clone Woolly Mammoth for Siberian Wildlife Park
Plan to serve Woolly Mammoth burgers in the park's restaurants.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Bronze Age Skull Shows Signs of Surgery Done In 1750 BC
Descendants file a medical malpractice suit.
New Findings: Gingko Biloba Doesn't Improve Memory in Elderly
In fact, most subjects in study forgot they took it.
 
NEW AGE
German Psychic's Methods Hailed
Ulf Buck can see the future where the sun don't shine.

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