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PEOPLE
Kevorkian Loses Supreme Court Appeal
But he is asked to assist several justices with their suicides.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
TV: Minor Celebrities
Now Major Stars

'B' List replaces 'A' List.
NBC Developing Minnie Driver Show, Not Sure if It Will Be
Comedy or Drama

Many viewers unsure whether current shows are comedies or dramas.
 
SCIENCE
Object Spotted Beyond Pluto's Orbit
Could be those car keys you lost in 1972.
5300-Year-Old Iceman Baffles Paleontologists
He has been "most uncooperative," they complain.
INTERNET
Survey Establishes First Accurate Profile of Web Surfers
On average, they are 23 years old, male, online 14 hours a day, and spend most of that time viewing pictures of incest and bestiality.
 
IRONIC TIMES POLL
Question: What's the most important issue facing America today?
(Poll was taken everywhere but Washington, D.C. There is no margin of error.)
 
THIS WEEK IN HISTORY
October 15, 435 AD:
Hun Congress Overwhelmingly
Passes Use of Force Resolution

Gives leader Attila authority to use military force against rest of world, should it become necessary.

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