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PEOPLE
Obnoxious Dell 'Dude' Guy Arrested
Former star of annoying commercials charged with aiding terrorists; will go before a tribunal.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Disney Loses Another Round in Winnie the Pooh Case
"It's 11 o'clock," says CEO Michael Eisner, "time for a little jury tampering."
 
MEDIA
Study Finds Quality of Local News Much Higher on Independent Stations
But viewers ill-informed about fabulous network entertainment shows.
Liberal Talk Radio Network
In the Works

Lineup of shows so far: "Dukakis in the Morning," "The Franken Factor," "The Noam Chomsky Zone," and "The Big Scoop, With Ben and Jerry."
Robert Blake Interview With Barbara Walters A Coup for ABC
He asks her tough questions about her marriages.
SCIENCE
NASA: Mars Has Water
White House quickly moves to weaken Martian environmental laws.
 
SPECIAL FEATURE
Nations of the World Divided on Iraq
Form a variety of shifting alliances.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Accreditation Panel: Medical Residents May Work 30-Hour Shifts
As long as they take a five-minute break between shifts.
In Next 27 Years Americans
65 and Older to Double From
Current 35 Million

That's 70 million people driving with their turn signals always on.

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