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ENTERTAINMENT
  “Are You Hot” Gets 10 Year Pickup
Flop at ABC given new life by cable's Self-Absorption Channel.
Campaign Launched to Win
Reversal of Lenny Bruce's 1964 Obscenity Conviction

Original ruling was "totally fucked," say supporters.
Cable TV Show for Cats
Debuts to Strong Ratings

“Meow TV” is surprise hit with dogs.
Hollywood Facing Shortage of
New Ideas

Everything's been remade.
Bob Hope Honored, Entertained Troops For Many Decades
It all started with, "Great to be here in Gaul."
 
BUSINESS
Disney Facing Huge Losses
CEO Michael Eisner (right) in happier times.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Playing Violent Video Games
Said to Improve Children's
Visual Attention Skills

Reading books hurts skills, and should be discouraged.
Study: Availability of Condoms Doesn't Lead to More Teen Sex
Nothing could possibly lead to more teen sex.
Air Pollution
Worsens Worldwide

More people forced to wear protective masks.
 
WHERE ARE THEY NOW
Elliot Abrams
The former Iran-Contra figure, who pleaded guilty to two counts of withholding evidence from Congress and was subsequently pardoned by President George H.W. Bush in 1991, is currently working in the White House as a senior advisor to President George W. Bush on all matters relating to withholding evidence, “a big responsibility,” he chuckles.

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