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PEOPLE
Ben, J.Lo: On Again
Ben, J.Lo: off again.
ENTERTAINMENT
Study of Primetime TV Reveals
Increased Use of Profanity

By the audience.
 
SPECIAL FEATURE
COMPARISON OF PRESIDENT AND
HIS FATHER REVEAL SOME
STRIKING SIMILARITIES ...
SCIENCE
Stone Age Man Shunned Fish for Meat as Soon as He Could
Also stopped doing dishes, taking out garbage at about the same time.
Dog Gene Map Is Similar to Humans
May explain dogs' strong attraction to human leg.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Bad News: Toxic Flame Retardant Found In Breast Milk
Good news: nursing babies more fire resistant.
     
  Graduated Yale   Graduated Yale  
  Hates broccoli   Hates broccoli  
  Won popular vote for President   Won electoral vote for President  
  Threw up in Japan   Choked on pretzel  
  Started war with Iraq   Started war with Iraq  
  Didn't kill Saddam   Didn't kill Saddam  
  Ran economy into ground   Ran economy into ground  
  Ran for reelection   Ran for reelection  

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