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LEISURE
New Deck of 52
Playing Cards
Depicts 18th
Century Figures

Kings, Queens, Jacks added to cards numbered from one to ten.
 
BOOKS
"Green Eggs and Ham" Published in Latin
Aimed at 3 to 5-year-olds who love Dr. Seuss and understand Latin.
Plenty of Argument-Settlers in
Latest Edition of "Guinness
Book of World Records"

For example, to find out who holds the world record for most false statements in one press conference, turn to page 167 (below, right).
 

Which of the following is not part of the U.S. proposal for an expanded UN role in Iraq?
1.  Organize, administer, and control Iraqi Soccer League.
2.  Manage, facilitate, and direct Downtown Basra Beautification Advisory Board.
3.  Arrange competitive bidding for interior decoration of U.S. Officers' Club.
4.  Nominate, confirm, and elect all members of Iraqi Arts Council.
5.  Name, train, and superintend Baghdad Traffic Noise Abatement Committee.
6.  Set up and run Greater Tikrit Area Zoning Commission (subject to U.S. approval).
7.  Choose which companies will extract oil from Iraqi oil fields.

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