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PEOPLE
Courtney Love
Bares Breasts on Letterman

Drew Barrymore bares breasts on Leno; Condoleezza Rice bares breasts on Nightline.
Donald Trump Files to Trademark Phrase, "You're Fired"
Also, "Eat Dirt," and "Kiss My Ass."
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Martha Stewart Tapes Final
Show Before Sentencing

Prepares her favorite recipe for “Lemon File Cake.”
 
POLITICS
Bush Reelection Effort Highly Organized
Rigid hierarchy reflects priorities, strategy for upcoming campaign. (see chart below)
SCIENCE
Group Wants Hubble Destroyed Immediately
Space telescope “distorts the truth” by implying universe is older than ten thousand years, says Presidentís Council on Scientific Inquiry.
 
HEALTH/MEDICINE
88% of Students Who Pledged to
Abstain From Sex Did Have Sex,
But Didn't Use Condoms

Condoms are for those who intend to have sex, they explain.
 
BUSINESS
Talking Bush Doll Recalled by Manufacturer
Toy mistakenly says Iraq is an "imminent threat."

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