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ENTERTAINMENT
Amsterdam Sets Strict Conditions on Upcoming Britney Spears Concert
She must wear “skimpier outfits” and be “much more sexually suggestive.”
 
BUSINESS
Accenture Gets $10 Billion
Gov't Contract to Screen
Foreigners Entering U.S.

Formerly Andersen Consulting, they'll make sure visitors haven't changed their name to hide something bad in their past.
 
PEOPLE
Rush Limbaugh's Third
Marriage Ends

Wife caught him in bed with his ego.
No Surprises at MTV Movie Awards
Eminem (right) was honored with Lifetime Achievement Award.
SCIENCE
Study Shows Dogs Understand, Remember Words
Separate study shows cats understand, but ignore words.
Next Ice Age in 15,000
Years, Says Study

Next ice age movie in 15 months, says Hollywood.
 
Mars Crosses Between Earth And Sun
Rare transit surprises scientists, most of whom were expecting Venus.
 
Infidelity Genetically Programmed, Says British Study
Study tracked twelve generations of British royal family.
World's Largest Prime Number, 224,036,583-1, Discovered
It's found in a recent federal deficit forecast.

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