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MISCELLANEOUS
Taj Mahal Sold, Dismantled, Headed to U.S.
Will join London Bridge in Lake Havasu, Arizona as part of British Empire theme park.
 
BOOKS
Ten Basic Principles of Good Parenting Latest Guide to Better Family Life
Sold with companion volume, "Finding Time to Read Ten Basic Principles of Good Parenting."
 
SPORTS
First Round of Sumo Playoffs Begins in Japan
Since the 19th Century, a 64th seed (right) has never beaten a number one seed (left).
New U.S. Olympic Team Uniforms Shown to Public
Reviews are mixed.
Which of the following best helps our Federal Air Marshals blend in with the rest of the passengers on a commercial flight?
A )Strict dress code: coats and ties, freshly polished shoes.
B )Strict standards of personal grooming: no facial hair, closely cropped haircuts.
C )Military standards for personal fitness.
D )Special I.D. cards which they show at boarding gate so they can be escorted around security, seated on planes before other passengers.
E )Large buttons saying, "Surprise! I'm a Federal Air Marshal!"

The Constitution applies to the President:
A )All of the time.
B )Most of the time.
C )When it's convenient for the President.
D )Only on national holidays honoring the Constitution.

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