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PEOPLE
Schwarzenegger Finding California Politics Can Be Rough
He's seen emerging from recent meeting with state legislators.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
The Producers: Movie of Show Based on Movie Begins Production
Show based on movie based on show based on movie still in the concept stage.
 
BUSINESS
Latest Forbes 400 Features
331 Billionaires

Rest of list made up of billionaires' ex-wives.
Virgin to Offer Commercial Space Flights in 2007
First passengers will be mixture of test chimps and paying customers.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Warning: Half of All Viagra
Sold on Internet is Fake

Consumers advised to buy twice as much.
Study: Vitamin Supplements May Increase Death Risk From Cancer
But chocolate is good for you (as futurist Woody Allen predicted).
 
Number of Americans With High Blood Pressure Rose by 33% in Last Decade
Coincides with number of computer users calling for tech help.
 
SCIENCE
Study: Women Will Beat Men in 100-Meter Race by 2156
Men projected to win Pillsbury Bake-Off by 2148.
Whew! Large Asteroid Passes
Within 1 Million Miles of Earth

It's deflected off course at the last minute by ornery explosives expert Bruce Willis and his hand-picked team of brilliant, if undisciplined, misfits.

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