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PEOPLE
Bush Returns From Alternate Universe
Mother ship (rear) lifts off after bringing president back from “information gathering” mission.
 
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Company's Software Predicts a
TV Show's Success by Combing
Internet Chat Rooms

If program features naked celebrities, “it's a surefire hit.”
 
ENVIRONMENT
Snowmobile Ban in Arlington
National Cemetary Lifted

Newer models run quieter, pollute less, says EPA.
 
BUSINESS
Sales of “Big-Bottomed” Jeans Soaring
Especially in red states.
SCIENCE
Cassini Spacecraft Records
"Music" of Saturn's Rings

R.I.A.A. sues NASA for illegal downloading of copyrighted material.
Mustard Plant Has At Least 2,000 More Genes Than Humans
Something to consider next time you eat a hot dog.
New Prize Offered for Space Flight
Wealthy entrepreneur will award $500 million to “first person to go to the Moon, 'moon' the Earth, return, then do it again within 60 days.”
 
Report: Stealth
Technology Defeated by $10 Million System From Czech Republic

Pentagon asks for $10 trillion to combat it.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Too Much Vitamin E
Harmful, Says Study

Companion study says we're not getting enough vitamin E.
Intrinsa, “Viagra for Women,”
Selling Briskly

To men.

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