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MEDIA
Cleveland TV Reporter Bares All for Ratings
And it works!
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Oliver Stone Movie Portrays Alexander The Great As Bisexual
Next project for Stone: "Attila the Cross-Dresser."
 
BUSINESS
Study: Five Million Died From Smoking In 2000
Tobacco industry notes that they would have died eventually anyway.
Krispy Kreme Profits Fall Sharply
Company blames budget cuts to state and local police forces.
X-43A Scramjet Reaches Mach 10, Promising 20-Minute New York - LA Flight
60 minutes if you forgot your wallet.
SCIENCE
67% of Bush Voters Believe God Created Humans in Present Form
Only our sense of style has evolved.
Study: Genetic Factors Influence Female Infidelity
Male infidelity influenced by proximity of genetically predisposed females.
 
Lost Continent
Of Atlantis Discovered

Researcher (right) stumbles upon ruins while doing some ironing.
 
German Man Calculates 13th Root of 100-Digit Number in 11.8 Seconds, Beating Electronic Calculators
And he still can't get a date.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Grand Canyon Formed Only
10,000 Years Ago, Says Book
Sold at Grand Canyon

About the same time God created tourists.

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