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SCIENCE
King Tut Gets X-Rayed
After protracted struggle, his HMO finally agrees to pay for it.
Ocean Volcano Could Swamp
Eastern U.S. With Mega-Tsunami, Scientists Announce

Before they finish their statement, three major motion picture deals are made.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Consumers Union Announces
Condom Test Results

Next up: French ticklers.
 
TRENDS
Majority of Americans
Impressed by Pie Charts

Some more than others.
 
NEW CARS
Automakers Hope This Model Sells More Fuel-Efficient Vehicles
Ford's Funster operates on hydrogen fuel cells, solar power, and steam. It gets 30 mpg, but only when the Jacuzzi is running.


New Truck Appeals to Two Groups of Buyers
Both soccer and security moms will appreciate the convenience of an extended cab truck with an anti-aircraft gun mounted in back. Sunroof, ammunition extra.


Sales of This Sporty Coupe Limited to Certain Buyers
Only men in their mid-to-late 40's are eligible to purchase the Crisis, from Midlife Motors.
 
INTERNET
Blog Readership Soars
Up sharply from five minutes ago.

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