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Vice
President Cheney to
Undergo Operation
During procedure, George
W. Bush will be in
charge. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Female Video
Game Characters Bare All
in October Playboy
Seven of them move into
Playboy mansion computer. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Private Company Plans to Mine
Mars for Valuable Resources
Private Martian firm considers similar venture on Earth. |
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 Limited
Production Begun on
1,001- Horsepower $1.24
Million Bugatti
Floor mats optional. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Software That Decodes Sounds
Made by Computer Keys
Presents Security Risk
Public advised to communicate in Navajo
code talk. |
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| PUBLISHING |
| Top
Magazines to Read In the
Oval Office Waiting Room |
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Incompetence
Today |
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Callous
Disregard Monthly |
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Unscientific
American |
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Modern
Interrogation |
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Greed,
Stupidity &
Discrimination Review |
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6. |
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Conquest
Magazine |
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Religious
Intolerance Digest |
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8. |
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Mountaintop
Removal Quarterly |
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Avarice
Weekly |
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Contemporary
Conspicuous Consumption |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Climatologists Fear We've
Passed the Point of No Return
On Global Warming
Advice: eat, drink and be merry. |
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