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ADVERTISING
 
Controversial UNICEF Ad Depicts Bombed Smurfs to Show Horrors of War To Children
It's being expanded to full-length R-rated feature, Revenge of the Smurfs.
Chanel, Burberry Dump Kate Moss Over Allegations of Cocaine Use
Contract with Cali cartel extended.
 
SPORTS
Baseball: Argument Becomes Rhubarb Leading to Brouhaha, Donnybrook
Melee ensues.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
2000 Young Offenders Serving
Life Terms in U.S. Prisons

With advances in medical science, some could live to be 300.
China: Chain- Smoking Chimp Finally Kicks Habit
Credits hypnosis.
Electrically Charged Wetsuit Is Anti-Shark Device
Manufacturer says likelihood of being electrocuted by wetsuit even lower than likelihood of being attacked by shark.
"Karl Rove" Condoms Go On Sale
Aimed at pro-life evangelical Christians with a wild side.
Mini SUV Debuts
Three-ton 500-hp V-8 gets 10 mpg.
 
MUSIC
Kabbalah Scholars Object to Madonna Song on New Album
"The rest of the album isn't so hot, either," says one.

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