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FAITH
California: Thousands Flock to “Crying” Virgin Mary
Less interest shown in nearby “burping” Virgin Mary.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Sony Adds Parental Controls
To New PlayStation

Latest model can be set to lock parents out.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Cellphone TV, TIVO, Video
On Demand Revolutionizing
Access to Programming

But there's still nothing good on.
 
BUSINESS
Greenspan Warns of Looming Economic Disaster
Though not for him or anyone he knows personally.
SCIENCE
Researchers Convert
Chicken Fat to Fuel

Chevron, Carnegie Deli in talks.
Italian Scientists: Falling-In-Love
Molecule Only Lasts One Year

Then mutates into Your-Turn-To-
Do-The-Dishes molecule.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Drug Companies Recruiting College Cheerleaders As Sales Reps
Hope they'll help boost sales of antidepressants.
FDA Approves Patch
For something, possibly attention deficit disorder.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
New Mobile Phone/TV/Camera Perfect for Multitaskers
Snap a picture with one hand, dial the phone with another and with your third hand change the channel.

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