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PEOPLE
Albert Hoffman, Chemist Who Discovered LSD, Celebrates 100th Birthday
In a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
 
MEDIA
Ted Koppel Joins National
Public Radio

He'll host “Hair Talk.”
Naked News Launches Website in Japan
Shuts down site in Saudi Arabia after three anchors are beheaded.
 
BUSINESS
Wall Street Bonuses Hit
Record $21.5 Billion

According to figures provided by National Organization of Trophy Wives.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Levi's Introduces iPod-Compatible Jeans
Similar announcement expected from Fruit-of-the-Loom.
SCIENCE
Researcher: Early Man
Hunted by Birds

Human with all the trimmings was traditional holiday meal.
Spacecraft to Pluto Will Carry CD Containing 435,000 Names
Part of NASA's "P.R. Stunt" series of deep-space missions.
 
Mozart's Skull Identified
Discovered in closet under skulls of Beethoven, Bach, Brahms.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Half of Americans Use Prescription Drugs
Other half is on hold with their insurance company.
American College of Chest
Physicians: OTC Cough Syrups
Don't Relieve Coughs

But they do keep the economy going.
 
CORRECTION
 
We incorrectly reported that the EPA was working hard to reduce the flow of toxic waste released into communities surrounding power and chemical plants. In fact, the EPA is working hard to reduce the flow of information released about the toxic waste. We apologize for any confusion caused by our mistake.

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