Ironic Times

 NO. 282 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 6 - 12, 2006 

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NEGROPONTE, GOSS COMPLAIN TO SENATE PANEL ABOUT ILLEGAL SPYING LEAKS
Government's lawbreaking capability compromised when people find out about it.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Iran Working on Nuclear Weapons
Using enriched uranium obtained from Niger, says Curveball.
Study: French Getting Fatter
From eating too much cake.
 
POLITICS
Republicans Split on Corruption Issue
Some want to push hollow reforms riddled with loopholes, others prefer status quo.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Last-Minute Polish
Speechwriters pore over final draft of State of the Union address before delivering it to the president for his approval.
U. S. NEWS
House Responds to Bush Call for Healthcare Reform
Slashes billions from healthcare.
EPA Finalizing Rules to Allow
Pesticide Testing on Kids and
Pregnant Women

Just a few more adult males need to sign off on it.
 
REMINDER
  You're addicted to oil, caffeine, sugar,
  trans fats and painkillers.
 
Harvard Study: Armed Drivers
More Aggressive, Likely to
Commit Road Rage

Got a problem with that, dickhead?
Pentagon Plan to Recruit Elite
Fighters Causes Brief Scare

Elite momentarily think they were being recruited.
 
 
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