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MISCELLANEOUS
New Website Traces Travels of $10,000 Bill
So far it's bounced around Washington, from a representative for a pharmaceutical firm, to a full-time lobbyist and finally into the hands of the Senate Majority Leader.
 
SPORTS
Book: Barry Bonds Took Steroids
To Boost Home Run Totals

Sold historic home run balls to pay for them.
U.S. Team Loses to Canada at
World Baseball Classic

Americans complain Canadian players pay less for their performance-enhancing drugs.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Australia: Beached Cows Have Authorities Puzzled
Some fear “sign of the Apocalypse,” others “public art project paid for with tax dollars.”
A Look Ahead ...
2006: Iraq dissolves into civil war, oil prices spike, Dems regain control of House, Senate.
2007: Bush impeached, convicted.
2008: Cheney impeached, convicted. Little-known Democratic governor elected president.
2009 - 2012: Democratic Administration withdraws from Iraq, repeals Bush tax cuts, signs Kyoto Accords, stops illegal torture, domestic spying, restores slashed funds for social programs, education, health care.
2013 - 2016: Democrat reelected in landslide, economy booms, budget deficit replaced by budget surplus. Video surfaces on Internet of President with transvestite stripper in bathroom of Air Force One, evangelical Republican elected President on pledge to restore dignity to bathrooms on Air Force One.
2017: Republican President restores Bush tax cuts, slashes social programs, orders preemptive war on Iran.

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