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NEW PRODUCTS
TV of Future Debuts in Japan
Helmet prevents viewer from skipping commercials.
 
CONSUMER NEWS

JD Power Picks Best Cars of The Year
 
  Subcompact: Ford Insolvent
  Full size sedan: Cadillac Incontinent
  Convertible: Porsche Infidelity
 
FACTOID
Majority of Americans Unmarried
51% of women, 78% of men say they're single.
 
BUSINESS
Disney to Serve Healthier Food at Parks
Like spinach.
SCIENCE
10,000-Year-Old Meteorite
Found in Kansas

Rock fell to earth thousands of years before God Created it.
Study: Women Become Sexually Aroused as Fast as Men
But men fall asleep faster after sex.
Report: Greenland Ice Sheet Rapidly Shrinking
What remains (shown, actual size) will be gone by next week.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Human Contact Helps
People Live Longer

According to researchers' mass e-mailing.
 
KIDZ KORNER
Vocabulary Builders
cherry-picked adj. fabricated, invented, totally false, completely fraudulent, as in ~ intelligence.

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