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Beset by Problems,
President Bush Hasn't Lost His Sense
of Humor
Hosts White House Halloween event
as whoopie cushion. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Kurt Cobain Passes Elvis in
Dead Celebrities' Earnings
But Elvis plans to tour next year, so
things could change. |
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| MEDIA |
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U.S. Slips to 53rd in Press
Freedom
We trail Panama and Mauritius, but
we're way ahead of Turkmenistan and
Eritrea. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Diebold Recalls 10,000 Voting
Machines
They were too tamper-proof. |
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Largest U.S. Mortgage Lender
Laying Off 2,500
But none in the Foreclosure Department. |
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Mark Foley Action Figure
Goes on Sale
All proceeds go to his legal defense fund. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: At Present Rate of
Consumption, Humans Will
Need Two Earths
by 2050
And three moons. |
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Complete Works of Darwin Now
Available Online
But not in Kansas. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Eating Vegetables
Staves Off Memory Loss
Those trying to forget urged to avoid
vegetables. |
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Study: Americans Burning 1
Billion More Gallons of Gas Than in 1960
Due to Weight Gains
Not to mention the worn-out shocks. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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World's
Largest Candy Apple Draws
Interest From Guinness
Thousands will try to
break record for most
teeth lost at one time. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| dunk vt.
to hold under water,
simulating drowning; to
violate the Geneva
Convention, to torture,
as in ~ in water -- Dick
Cheney, October 26,
2006 |
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