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PEOPLE
Rove: “I Don't Want My 17-Year-Old Son To Have to Pick Tomatoes or Make Beds in Las Vegas”
Or “go to Iraq,” he adds later.
Astronaut Charged With Attempted Murder Put Under House Arrest
And dropped from mission to study effect of weightlessness on love triangles.
Rev. Haggard Emerges From Counseling “Completely Heterosexual”
As proof, he destroys all his Judy Garland albums.
 
MEDIA
NY Times Publisher: Paper May Not Be Printed in Five Years
Although limited-run edition for dog owners is possible.
 
CONSUMER ALERT
Hasbro Recalls 985,000 Easy-Bake Ovens
Nozzle that connects to gas line can rupture, spark, cause massive explosion.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Male B.O. a Turn-On for Women
Women also turned on by bad breath, dandruff.
Fattest U.S. City: Las Vegas
Weight gained there, stays there.
 
SCIENCE
New Brain Scan Can Read
People's Intentions

Could help doctors determine if patient intends to pay.
 
Italian Archeologists Discover Couple Buried 5,000 Years Ago, Hugging
Man's wife buried nearby.
 
Remains of Earlier, Wooden Version Discovered Near Stonehenge
Archeologists speculate it was “beta” release.
 
TRAVEL
Sierra Ski Resorts Report Fewer Visitors
Blame lack of snow.

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