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PEOPLE
Afghan Man Arrested Twice After Being Mistaken for Bin Laden
Two other times it actually was bin Laden.
 
MEDIA
Time Drops Bush From
“100 Most Influential”

Adds him to “100 Most Out-of-Touch.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Comcast Accidentally Broadcasts
X-Rated Film on Disney Channel

Movie was meant to be shown on Disney After Dark.
Nielsen to Track People Who Don't Watch Television
Will measure what they don't watch and how often they don't watch it.
 
BUSINESS
U.S. Upset About New Beijing Theme Park
No way “Most Happy Place on Earth” (shown) a knockoff, insist Chinese.
SCIENCE
Chimp Study Suggests Language
Evolved From Gestures

One in particular.
Good News: First Earthlike
Planet Just Like Ours

Bad news: first Earthlike planet just like ours.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Coffee Can Be Good for You
When part of a diet rich in wine, chocolate and marijuana.
 
POLITICS
  3 of 10 GOP Candidates Don't
Believe in Evolution

All believe in God, five believe in Santa Claus, two believe in Easter Bunny.
 
LIFESTYLE
Research: Stay-At-Home Mom's
Work Worth $138,095 a Year

Supplemented with income from phone sex it can work out very nicely.

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