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PEOPLE
Idaho Senator Larry Craig Resigns
GOP leader had promoted Constitutional amendment to define sex as “between a man and another man in an airport men’s room.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Movie About Buddha in the Works
Young Buddha will focus on early, rowdy years before enlightenment.
 
PUBLISHING
Barnes & Noble to Sell OJ's Book
If I Did It will be available in the Do-It-Yourself section.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Thousands of Armored Vehicles Delayed Getting to Iraq
Accidentally delivered to New Orleans.
New Holographic Security Feature Announced for $100 Bill
When moved up and down, Franklin winks.
SCIENCE
Survey: Boyfriends Do More
Housework Than Husbands

In follow-up survey, girlfriends found to be more fun than wives.
IBM Finds Way of Storing
Information on Individual Atoms

Promises molecules that can hold 60,000,000,000,000,000,000 high-definition movies.
Gov't. Study: Humans Primarily
To Blame for Higher Temperatures

With a little help from moose.
 
POLITICS
Dems Get Ready to Confront Bush
Searching for issue on which they disagree.
Bush Mulls Choice to Replace Gonzales
Michael Chertoff (left) and Skeletor (right) are leading candidates.
 
FACTOID
90 Guns For Every 100 Citizens
Fortunately, most are concentrated in the hands of a few angry, marginalized loners.

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