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PEOPLE
Mukasey May Face New Round of Questions About Torture
This time strapped to board with rag stuffed in mouth while being submerged in water.
France: Sarcozy Announces Divorce
French President, former First Lady cite “irreconcilable indifferences.”
 
BUSINESS
Silent-Running Hybrid Cars
Pose Danger for Blind

Drivers urged to blast their stereo.
Airbus Delivers A380 With Double Beds
For VIPs, celebs, well-heeled members of Mile High Club.
SCIENCE
Study: Some Fish Suffer From Insomnia
But most get to sleep by counting shrimp.
Fossil of Giant Dinosaur
Found in Argentina

Under giant meteorite.
 
Discovery: Humans Used Makeup 164,000 Years Ago
Based on evidence unearthed in Jellystone Park.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Viagra Linked to Hearing Loss
If you can't hear for more than four hours, consult your doctor.
Gov’t Reports Millions of Teens Daily Smoking, Drinking, Doing Drugs
And generally having a good time.

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