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ENTERTAINMENT
Writers Strike Hitting Hollywood Hard
Shown: audience at Clothing Optional Awards, which was held despite absence of big-name stars.
 
BUSINESS
Rogue French Trader Costs
Bank $7 Billion

He's also suspected of pilfering office supplies.
Citigroup Posts $9.83 Billion
Quarterly Loss

Sympathy pours in from all over.
SCIENCE
Report: U.S. Scientists Close To
Creating Artificial Life

Just waiting for good lightning storm.
NASA Survey Refutes Report of Drunk U. S. Astronauts
Tipsy, yes; stoned, maybe; drunk, no.
 
Man Spotted on Mars
Woman spotted on Venus.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Spouses Who Fight Live Longer
Each determined to outlive the other.
TAX REBATE EXPLAINED
Depending on your income and whether or not you have children, here's what most Americans are expected to get and what they're likely to spend it on:
$300 $600 $1200

20" Widescreen TV

32" Widescreen TV

50" Widescreen TV
 
(Note: families earning less than $75,000 but with two or more children could be looking at a 60" backlit plasma set with 7-speaker home theater system.)

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