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NEW PRODUCTS
 
World's Smallest Gun Shoots Real Bullets!
They'll laugh when you pull out this Lilliputian revolver at the teller's window, but they'll stop laughing when you fire off a few rounds and walk out with two million in unmarked bills. Warning: choking hazard for toddlers. $250, at Gun Crazy.
 
HIGH TECH
New Material Absorbs 99.5% of
All Light

And it's machine-washable.
Device Unveiled That Conveys Sense
Of Touch Through Computer

Could be “blue pill” for drooping Internet porn industry.
 
ENVIRONMENT
New Evidence Global Warming Affecting Amphibians
More frogs opting for motorcycles.
TRAVEL
Denver Airport’s Wi-Fi Blocks
Racy Sites

They were distracting pilots.
Nevada Casinos Fight Effort to
Raise Taxes on Gambling

Post 90-1 odds against it succeeding.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Austrian Movie Theater Allows Dogs
No longer allows cats.
 
SPORTS
Congress Looking Into Steroids in Baseball, Spying in Football
Not looking into fraud in House, corruption in Senate.
 
RELIGION
Israeli Researcher: Moses High on Drugs When God Gave Him Ten Commandments
Smoked “burning bush.”

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