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MISCELLANEOUS
NRA-Backed Rule Change Allows Concealed Weapons in National Parks
After numerous reports of bears wielding shovels.
Human Footprint on Mars Puzzles Scientists
And theologians.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Latest Crash Test Dummies
Shown to Public

Developed after thousands of laboratory controlled collisions using humans.
 
 
SPORTS
Heavy Favorite Big Brown
Fails at Belmont

Jockey is euthanized.
FEATURE
Bush is negotiating an agreement to keep U.S. troops in Iraq for the long term. Who supports this idea in Iraq?
  A ) Shiites.
  B ) Sunnis.
  C ) Kurds.
  D ) None of the above.
Hint: never mind that, it’s for their own good.
 
TRAVEL
Ten Airports
Now Equipped With Body Scanners

Complete list available at Airportnudiecuties.com.
Actual Purpose of Stonehenge Finally Revealed
Originally built as tourist trap.

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