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PEOPLE
Bush Doesn't Want to Be Remembered as “Guy Really Anxious For War” in Iraq
Rather as “guy really anxious for war” in Iran.
 
INTERNET
Next Generation Internet Connections Hold Promise
May increase by factor of 100 speed at which misinformation travels.
 
BUSINESS
GM Announces Shift From Huge,
Costly Gas Guzzlers

To small, thrifty pieces of junk.
Jump in Monthly Jobless Rate
Highest in 22 Years

Bush: unemployed should tap into their trust funds.
Weak Economy Forces Super-Rich to Cut Back
Spas report slightly reduced demand for gold facials.
SCIENCE
Study: Different Words Light Up Different Locations in Brain
For example, hearing “medulla” lights up medulla.
Military Developing Environmentally Friendly Bombs
Will only destroy cows.
 
Robot Can Understand Three Voices at Once
But not "The McLaughlin Group."
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Drinking Water in Arlington, Texas Tested Positive for Anti-Anxiety Drug
Residents not worried.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, due to deadline pressure, we mistakenly said President Bush "lied" to justify war when, in fact, he "misused, misrepresented and presented as true information that he knew or should have known was patently false." We regret the error.

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