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PEOPLE
Phil Collins Divorce Settlement Tops Even McCartney's
Rock legends share a small flat in Liverpool.
Cheech and Chong Reunite
Neither remembers working with the other.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Canada Launches Porn Channel With 50% Canadian Talent
Ministry of Labor will be watching closely.
 
BUSINESS
Buyer Returns $1.62 Million Honus Wagner Baseball Card
Claims gum was stale.
American Airlines Introduces
In-Flight Internet Connections

Replaces food, comfort.
SCIENCE
Army Spending $4 Million on Mindreading
Program goal to determine what congressional watchdogs will be thinking when they spot it in defense budget.
 
Study: What Ants Eat Key
To Social Status

Ones who eat stuff on your kitchen counter most elite.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Fat and Fit Better Than
Skinny and Unfit

You’re half way there.
Snowboarding Still #1 in Outdoor Injuries
Kinky sex still #1 in indoor injuries.
 
FACTOID
Incoming College Freshmen
Have Never Known World
Without Broadband

Or massive college loan debt.

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