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TECHNOLOGY
Unmanned Solar-Powered Plane Flies for 83 Hours
Promises skies filled with unmanned solar-powered planes.
 
LAW
Mattel Wins $100 Million Settlement From Bratz
Toymaker's new doll, F. Lee Barbie (left), due out this fall.
TRAVEL
Iraq: Saddam's Luxury Train Returns to Service
Thanks to the surge.
 
ART
Pope Infuriated by Museum's Display of Crucified Green Frog Sculpture
Says “Kermit Died for Our Sins” not the least bit funny.
   FEATURE
   Republican Mix and Match Campaign Challenge
   Match the correct answers in the right column with the questions in the left column.
  1) Why did McCain cheat on his first wife, then leave her for a hotter, younger, heiress?   A) Because he was a POW  
  2) Why can’t McCain remember how many houses he owns?   B) Because he was a POW  
  3) Why does McCain want to extend tax cuts for the richest people in America?   C) Because he was a POW  

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