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PEOPLE
Palin Meets With Kissinger in New York
Lectures him on foreign policy.
Chavez, Putin Meet in Moscow
Discuss U.S.'s sudden conversion to socialism.
 
BUSINESS
PETA Calls on Ben & Jerry's
To Use Human Milk

Suggested flavors: Mama-rama, Nipple Ripple, Babelicious.
Hershey's Replaces Milk Chocolate With Vegetable Oil in Some Candies
Children warned: never accept polyunsaturated safflower seed extract from strangers.
Bernanke Begs Congress for $700 Billion
Shown: on his knees, he pleads with them.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Antidepressants May
Damage Male Fertility

Causing depression.
Study: Small Square of Dark
Chocolate Daily Protects Heart
From Inflammation, Disease

No telling what half pound could do.
 
SCIENCE
Mathematicians Discover
13-Million-Digit Prime Number

They spot it in latest bailout proposal.
 
Egypt Displays Newly Discovered
3000-Year-Old Head of Ramses II

Due to ancient curse, banks fail, empires crumble.
 
CORRECTION
 
We erred in a recent correction of a correction of a previous article in which we had described the erosion of U.S. “political leadership” under Bush, then subsequently corrected that to the erosion of “moral leadership.” It was in fact the erosion of U.S. “economic leadership.” We regret any confusion caused by our error.

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