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PAGE THREE – OCTOBER 6 - 12, 2008
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POLL
Bush Disapproval Rating at
All-Time High

But reasons vary among those surveyed.
 
 
ELECTION '08
McCain Campaign Pulls Resources Out of Michigan
To concentrate on swing states Arizona, Alaska.
 
SPORTS
Baseball: Home Runs at 15-Year Low
Critics “needle” league to “inject” more excitement into game.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Bailout Has Immediate Impact on Economy
Sales of Bernanke, Paulson Halloween masks brisk.
FEATURE
$73.7 million and $57.2 million are, respectively,
A ) the 2007 budgets of the states of Maryland and Mississippi.
B ) the cost of feeding all refugees in Darfur last year.
C ) last year’s pay packages for the Chairmen of Goldman Sachs and J.P. Morgan Chase.
Hint: they both did a heckuva job.

The newly revised Wall Street bailout plan includes which two of the following:
A ) invest taxpayer dollars in Main Street.
B ) save families from losing their homes.
C )change name from “bailout” to “rescue.”
D ) change Wall Street accounting rules to make worthless assets valuable.
Hint: think Dumbo and the magic feather.

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