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PEOPLE
  First Photo of Kim Jong Il Released Since Summer Looks a Lot Like Other Photos Taken in Summer
October is the new August.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
FCC: Transition to Digital Will Be “Messy”
Some viewers, along with their TVs, may stop working.
 
BUSINESS
Average Price of Gas Falls Below $3
Should be down to 99 cents by election day.
New $2 Billion IRS Computers Defective
Fortunately, most Americans will have no income this year.
FTC Shuts Down Huge Spam Ring
Buys up their entire stock of cheap meds.
SCIENCE
Men's Intelligence Linked
To Sperm Quality

Says Noam Chomsky.
Marine Biologists Confirm Male Shark's Virgin Birth
Name him "Jawsus."
 
Dig Reveals Sahara Once Lush, Green
Indigenous peoples denied climate change; favored rapid growth, deregulation.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
White Wine, Beer May Offer Same Health Benefits as Red Wine
Advice: add white wine, beer to your daily health regimen.
Study: “Stayin’ Alive” Perfect Song to Time Compressions for CPR
But those in tunnel moving towards “bright light” who return to hear song usually turn back, re-enter tunnel.

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