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MISCELLANEOUS
Pennsylvania Man Eats 15-Pound Burger
Washes it down with 15-gallon shake (not shown).
Bush Signs Into Law “Intellectual Property Czar”
He's sued by Sweden, which has copyright on name “Intellectual Property Czar.”
Creationist Offers $7.5 Trillion to Anyone Who Can Prove Evolution
And $7.50 to anyone who can prove he's not crazy.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Study: Using Internet Good for Brain
Bad for rest of body.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about the current financial crisis, we mistakenly compared the collapse of banks and lending institutions to “falling dominoes.” It should have read “a house of cards.” We regret the error.
FEATURE
What political organization is responsible for the above anti-Obama campaign banners?
  A ) The Ku Klux Klan
  B ) The John Birch Society
  C ) The American Nazi Party
  D ) The Sacramento County GOP
Hint: Eliminate the three ridiculously obvious choices and you'll get it.

Viagra is looking for a new pitchman whose qualifications include which of the following?
  A ) long career in Senate
  B ) Republican war hero
  C ) old
  D ) angry
  E ) big loser to charismatic Democrat in Presidential race
Hint: Bob Dole doesn't want to re-up.

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