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PEOPLE
Handlers Accuse Palin of Being a “Diva” and a “Whack Job”
Palin replies: “Off with their heads!”
 
MEDIA
Christian Science Monitor Discontinues Print Edition
“It's all in the mind anyway,” explains spokesman.
 
BUSINESS
U.S. Loses Power to Appoint
President of World Bank

Also loses parking space, free checking.
GM, Chrysler Want $10 Billion to Facilitate Merger
Hope to create world's largest lemon factory.
With Gas Prices Lower, Drivers Driving More
Say they'll keep on driving until price goes back up.
SCIENCE
Israeli Archeologist Discovers Oldest Hebrew Writing on Pottery Shard
“Call your mother!”
Study: Men Find Women Wearing
Red More Attractive

Find women wearing nothing irresistible.
Computers Say Climate
Change Man-Made

Suggest computers take over.
 
King Solomon's Mines Found
Discovered beneath King Solomon's Mines Gift Shop.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Fewer Behavioral Problems Seen for Breast-Fed Babies
More behavioral problems seen for breast-fed teens.
 
RELIGION
Vatican Issues New Screening Guidelines For Priests
Taking second look at those who check “maybe” under “pedophile?”

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