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PEOPLE
Chris Matthews Might Run for Senate in Pennsylvania
As a Mysoginist.
Bill Clinton Discloses Identities
Of All 200,000 Donors to His Foundation

List mostly comprised of Saudi princes, sheiks, emirs and lounge singers with big hair.
 
BUSINESS
GM Ends Tiger Woods Endorsement
Deal, Cuts TV Advertising

Will promote new models at next Senate hearing.
One in Four Employees Visits Porn Sites at Work
Three in four employees can't circumvent employer-installed firewall, no matter how hard they try.
Hard Times Hit Brothels
Fewer Republicans in Congress.
SCIENCE
Latest Study Confirms TV Violence Causes Actual Violence
Origins of World War II remain a mystery.
International Panel on Asteroid
Threat Mitigation Has Plan to
Avert Catastrophe

Step one: come up with catchier name.
 
Genetically Modified Crops No Hazard, Says FDA
Wholly unrelated to recent uptick in mutations.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Regular Attendance at Religious Services Reduces Mortality
But those expecting eternal life may be in for nasty shock.
Sinking Economy Leads to Overeating
Which increases spending on food, clothing, medical care, thus boosting economy
AMA Warns Against Trans Fats, Texting While Driving
Most stringent warning: never eat trans fats while texting while driving.

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