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PAGE THREE – APRIL 13 - 19, 2009
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MISCELLANEOUS
  Alaska: Gov. Palin Presents Budget in Raunchy Address to State Legislature
Reaction split along party lines.
Disney Cuts 1,900 Jobs
Goofy, Minnie let go, but Uncle Scrooge gets retention bonus.
 
SPORTS
Baseball: Opening Day Finally Arrives
Fans, despondent after first loss, wish season would end.
Former President Bush Throws Out First Pitch at Rangers' Opener
Former V.P. Dick Cheney throws out first rock at stoning (not shown).
LIFESTYLE
Record High of Out-Of-Wedlock Births
Record low for shotgun weddings.
Nevada Governor Says He
Asked Political Advice of Former Playboy Model Mistress

Like, “How much extramarital sex do you think I can have before I get in trouble?”
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Another Guinness Record Broken
This one for Largest Gathering of People Who Remember Where's Waldo.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
  Honda’s Dog-Friendly Element Features Interior Fan, Washable Seat Covers, Cushioned Pet Bed With Safety Harness
Your dog may still prefer sticking head out window, puking on real upholstery.

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