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PAGE THREE – MAY 11 - 17, 2009
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TECHNOLOGY
Developers Hope to Build Car That Gets 3000 Miles Per Gallon
And is a big chick magnet.
Burma Named Worst Country
For Bloggers

One bad tweet lands you in the wood chipper.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Tennessee: Bill Passes Allowing Loaded Guns in Bars
However, amendment requires armed drunks assign a designated shooter.
Pepsi Testing Real Sugar in Some “Retro” Versions of Its Beverages
Wants to see if consumers prefer it to obesity, cancer, heart disease.
 
SPORTS
Book: A-Rod Taking Steroids
Since High School

But was clean in elementary school.
Manny Ramirez Suspended 50 Games for Using Banned Substance
Insists “I only used Rogaine.”
Which of these recent scientific breakthroughs is most likely to help heal the planet and/or improve the quality of life on earth?
A )South Korean scientists clone glow-in-the-dark dogs.
B )National Ignition Facility developing miniature sun on earth with lasers.
C )Doritos ad beamed into space.
D )Japanese scientists release pollution-fighting robotic fish into ocean.
Hint: This is only a rhetorical question.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Air Force to Redo New York Flyover Photo Shoot
“Everyone was moving,” explains pilot.
Scientists Mark 50 Years Since
Search for Intelligent Life Began

All agree it's time to give up.

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