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PAGE THREE – JUNE 8 - 14, 2009
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ENVIRONMENT
Earth Could Be Habitable One Billion Years More Than Previously Thought
News hailed by cockroaches.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Twitter Replaces Facebook
Which replaced MySpace, which replaced blogs, which replaced websites, which replaced e-mail, which replaced mail, which replaced smoke signals, which replaced shouting.
Windows 7 Will Go on Sale Oct. 22
Just in time to ruin second straight holiday season.
Some Fear Vulnerability of Smart Grid
Smartass could use smart card to buy smart phone, order smart book How to Build a Smart Bomb.
 
FACTOID
FBI: New York Nation’s Safest City
You got a problem with that?
SPECIAL FEATURE
Foolproof plan to get a decent bipartisan health care bill through the Senate.
  All Democratic Senators draw straws.
  Short straw switches parties, becomes a Republican.
  Republican votes for decent health care bill.
  Bill passes with 1 Republican vote.
 
TRAVEL
Air, Hotel Bargains Galore for
Vacations in Mexico

And, if you get swine flu, kidnapped, shot or lose your job while in Mexico, Mexican government will pay your air fare.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Scientists: Catastrophe Can Be Averted if We Cut Carbon Emissions 70%
Unfortunately that would mean a slight adjustment to our lifestyle, which is out of the question.

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