Ironic Times

page one
PAGE THREE – JUNE 22 - 28, 2009
page two

TECHNOLOGY
Drones to Be Tested for Use on Canadian Border
Would deter Canadians from sneaking across to buy cheap prescription drugs.
Quantum Mechanics Breakthrough Could Lead to Much Faster Calculations
Will take only nanoseconds to calculate how broke you are.
 
EDUCATION
Binge Drinking Up at U.S. Colleges
Experts blame No Child Left Behind.
 
TRENDS
Americans Saving More
Spending less on clothing, transportation.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
2003 Memo Reveals Bush, Blair Cooked
Up Reason for War

In less than twenty minutes.
ENVIRONMENT
Energy Sec. Chu: Paint World's Roofs White to Reflect Sun's Rays
Require bald men to remove their hats.
One in Four Mammal Species
Faces Extinction

One in forty-six hundred mammal species is responsible.
 
LIFESTYLE
As Twitter Use Soars, Families
Spend Less Time Together

But know way more about each other.
 
TRAVEL
Japan Unveils Latest Bullet Train
Shown: oops, you missed it.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
15-Year-Old Girl Wins World Texting Championship
Beats out 40 million other 15-year-old girls who tied for second.

FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE
   Copyright 2009 Ironic Times