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PAGE THREE – AUGUST 17 - 23, 2009
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NEW PRODUCTS
Finally, a Camera Designed for Today's Self-Promoting Generation!
Enough about you, what about me? Here's the product we've all been waiting for but were too ashamed to admit it. The Narcis ES with front-facing monitor makes it a breeze to take your own picture. Holds up to 10,000 self-portraits. $199, at all Me, Myself and I stores.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
World Population to Reach
7 Billion in 2011

Exactly as predicted by Mayan Calendar.
 
SPORTS
Olympics May Add Golf,
Rugby in 2016

Or some combination of the two.
Rare Joe Dimaggio Baseball Card Sells for Record $5.6 Million
Tops $2.8 Million paid in 2007 for Honus Wagner in panties and bra.
FEATURE
The ratio of lobbyists working to influence members of the House and Senate to members of the House and Senate is:
  A ) 1 to 3
  B ) 3 to 1
  C ) 6 to 1
Hint: there are lots of details to attend to, and lobbyists are very good with details.
 
INTERNET
Study: 40.55% of Twitter Tweets “Pointless Babble”
Other 59.45% “meaningful babble.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
Robot That Can Run Like Human Unveiled
Shown: last known photo before it ran off.

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