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ENTERTAINMENT
Shift in Late Night TV Ratings as “Late Show” Beats “Tonight”
“Late Late Show” Beats “Late Night” and “Very Very Late Show” beats “Very Very Early Show.”
Facebook: The Movie Going
Into Production

However, script for Twitter: The Movie still “way too long,” says producer.
 
BUSINESS
Forbes: 400 Richest Americans Lost $300 Billion Last Year
Got it all back in TARP money.
Economy Gets Jolt From 2 New Sectors
Medical marijuana, giant cupcakes lead recovery.
Toyota Recalls 3.8 Million Cars With Dangerous Floor Mats
And exploding cup holders.
SCIENCE
Archeologists Find Nero's Opulent Banquet Room
Hope to reopen it as gentlemen's club.
New Fossil Find Proves We're Related to Chimps
New fall schedule confirms it.
Sin Survey: Coastal Areas Greedier,
Bible Belt Excels in Envy, Wrath,
Lust, Pride

Survey on sloth delayed.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Most Babies Born This Century in Rich Countries Will Live to 100
If planet still habitable in 100 years.
Divorce Hurts Health Even
After Remarriage

And/or years of heavy drinking.
Latest Threat: Tainted Cocaine
Ask your coke dealer if tainted cocaine is right for you.

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