| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Montblanc
Debuts Limited- Edition $25,000
Commemorative Gandhi Pen
For the ascetic who has
everything. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Disney Offers Free Entry to
Those Who Perform Community Service
Like whitewashing pre-schoolers’
patent-infringing drawings of Mickey
Mouse on school buildings. |
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Oklahoma Has Highest Rate of
People Married Three Times
Also highest rate of support for Defense
of Marriage Act. |
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| SPORTS |
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Russia's Richest Man Buys
Nets
Thought he was buying “nets.” |
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Chicago Loses
Olympics Bid
Most blame Steve Bartman
(right). |
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| FEATURE |
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| In an attempt to help
guide confused shoppers
towards healthier foods,
the food industry has
developed the “Smart
Choices” rating
system, using green
“Smart Choice”
check marks. Which of the
following food selections
gets the
industry-approved Smart
Choice checkmark? |
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A ) |
carrots |
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B ) |
broccoli |
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C ) |
Froot Loops |
| Hint: think
multi-colored. |
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| SPACE |
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NASA: Clown
on Space Station Causing
No Problems
Since crew confiscated his
squirting flower. |
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