Ironic Times

page one
PAGE TWO – NOVEMBER 16 - 22, 2009
page three

PEOPLE
Sarah Palin Goes on Media Blitz
But tells “Dancing With the Stars” to wait a year.
 
VIDEO GAMES
Release of “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2” Met with Harsh Criticism
Fans complain ultra-realistic simulation of horror of warfare “not bloody enough.”
 
BUSINESS
Consumer Borrowing Drops
14.8B in September

With corresponding rise in shoplifting.
Business Groups Seek to Weaken Bill Cracking Down on Imports Made With Convict, Child or Slave Labor
Would only take jobs away from convicts,
children and slaves.
Kraft in Hostile Bid for Cadbury
Rains fiery cheese balls down on besieged chocolatier.
SCIENCE
Brits Study Use of Human
DNA in Animals

Hope to develop disloyal, unpleasant dog.
Cell Phone Use Linked Again
To Brain Changes

But only if you use one every day.
 
Study: Monkeys Share Our Sense of Injustice
Chimps demand instant replay for future studies.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Evidence Dark Chocolate Reduces Stress
Stress of dieting.
AMA Approves Medicinal
Marijuana, With Caveat

“Only for medicinal purposes, man.”
Studies Confirm Power of
Placebo Effect

Ask your doctor if placebos are right for you.

FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE
   Copyright 2009 Ironic Times