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ART
Warhol's “200 One Dollar Bills” Sold for $43.7 Million
Buyer hopes to sell it for more once dollar rebounds.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Children Use Web
To Look Up “Sex” and “Porn”

Get more, better information than dad got from grandpa.
 
FACTOID
U.S. Gets 10% of Its Electricity
From Old Nuclear Weapons

Your Cold War dollars at work.
 
SPORTS
Sammy Sosa Undergoing Skin Whitening Treatments
Hopes to influence 90-year-old retired baseball writers who make up Hall of Fame selection committee.
FEATURE
Justice Anthony Kennedy insisted on editing a story in a high school newspaper about a talk he gave last week at the school because:
A )he wanted to make sure they quoted him accurately.
B )he wanted to make sure they quoted what he would have liked to have said, not what he actually did say.
C )all Americans are guaranteed freedom of the press, but some Americans are guaranteed more freedom of the press than others.
Hint: all men are created equal, but some are created more equal than others.
 
TRAVEL
Divorce, Separation and
Bereavement Fair Held in Paris

Sponsored by Valium.

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