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POLITICS
  Rumor: Palin Already Making Plans for Her Administration
Insiders say she's offered Interior to Joe the Plumber, FCC to Larry the Cable Guy, Attorney General to Dog the Bounty Hunter.
 
BUSINESS
GM Announces It Will Begin Paying
Back Government TARP Loans

With TARP funds.
Postal Service Lost $3.8 Billion in 2008
But we'll all soon stop e-mailing and texting and tweeting and revert back to writing long, thoughtful letters to each other, it is hoped.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
BPA Found in Canned Soups
Linked to Erectile Dysfunction

Guys on the make advised to order salad.
SCIENCE
New Study Finds People Can
Learn in Their Sleep

Study funded by National Association of 'C' Students.
Male Rabbits With Lab-Grown
Penises Mate After 1 Minute in
Cages With Females

Who ask, “What took you so long?”
 
 
Human Brain Shrinking
As our egos expand.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: 40% of U.S. Will
Be Obese by 2018

Becoming America's largest voting bloc.
Uninsured ER Patients Twice as Likely to Die as Insured Patients
But they probably had a preexisting condition.
Mediterranean Diet Cuts
Depression

Viennese diet analyzes it.

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